Free Funny Employee Awards

I've just released the newly updated and improved Third Edition of Funny Employee Awards: Your Complete Guide to Organizing a Humorous, Entertaining and Rewarding Recognition Ceremony! This is the best edition yet with 101 funny printable certificates plus 6 awards templates for creating your own funny awards. My goal with this new version was to make the awards more accessible and with wider appeal.
To celebrate the new launch, I'm offering some free funny employee awards certificates. These free certificates do have a watermark in the lower corner that does not appear in the paid version. But hey, they're free! Download them now and inject a little fun into your next office meeting.

	Selective Hearing Impairment Award For Only Hearing What You Want to Hear. Download this free free funny employee award
	Baryshnikov Award For Most Skill in Dancing Around the Issues. Download this free funny employee award
	Running with the Bulls Award For Biggest Risk Taker. Download this free funny employee award
	Raisin Pay Award For Most Deserving of a "Raisin" Pay. Download this free free funny employee award
	Kool and the Gang Award For Excellence in Group Work. Download this free funny employee award
	Bermuda Triangle Award For the Desk Where Things Go in But Never Come Out. Download this free free funny employee award

These awards are perfect for office parties, staff recognition, year-end celebrations, company meetings, work appreciation, and any employee or type of business. Need more free funny employee awards? Order 101 Funny Employee Awards online today!

Free Teacher Appreciation Week Ideas

Looking for "Funny Teacher Awards"? 101 Funny Certificates for Teachers, Faculty and Staff From comedian Larry Weaver, these awards are good-natured fun. Show teachers you appreciate their hard work, long hours, and tidy classrooms. Download your copy today at www.funawards.com/teacher-awards

Need free gift ideas for Teacher Appreciation Week? In celebration of teachers everywhere, our site Funny Employee Awards is giving away a FREE Teacher of the Year Award certificate template.

You can customize the certificate within seconds by typing directly onto the PDF template before printing. This free gift is sure to brighten the day of your favorite teacher! Just click the link below to download the PDF and enjoy!

Click Here to Download Free Award (PDF)

There's even an area to write your own customized message. This could be serious or silly. Here are some ideas:

• For inspiring me to achieve my greatest potential.
• For your hard work, dedication, and patience.
• You deserve a raise. But for now, this free award will have to do!

Customize it even further by creating your own handmade frame or certificate jacket (just get an oversized piece of poster board and cut four slits to hold the corners of the certificate).

If you like this free Teacher of the Year Award certificate template, we only ask that you please tell a friend. Post the following link to Facebook, mention it on your blog, or email it to your friends.

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Funny Teacher Awards 101 Funny Certificates for Teachers, Faculty and Staff From comedian Larry Weaver, these awards are good-natured fun. Show teachers you appreciate their hard work, long hours, and tidy classrooms. Download your copy today at www.funawards.com/teacher-awards

Employee of the Month Certificate - Funny Award Certificates

I'm pleased to announce the release of another funny awards collection, Funny Employee of the Month Awards.

Sample Certificates:

• Employee of the Month: Congratulations. Now get back to work!
• Employee of the Month: If it makes you feel better, a raise can't be framed and hung on the wall like this can.
• Employee of the Month: You showed up for work every day. And around here, sometimes that's the best we can hope for.

The PDF includes 12 printable award certificates with various designs packaged in a downloadable PDF file that works on a PC or Mac. You can add what you need — by typing directly into the PDF, by using your word processing application, e.g. Microsoft Word, or by handwriting — to make the certificate work for you. Print as many as you like on the paper of your choice. Certificates are set to work on standard 8.5” x 11” paper. It’s simple and easy to do.

Bonus Templates!
As a bonus, you'll get 5 blank certificate awards templates for creating your own custom funny awards. Download a sample FREE Employee of the Month Certificate

I'd once again like to thank my long-time friend Reed Tucker from the New York Post for his invaluable contributions, as well as long-time graphic designer partner Ted Hobgood for his design work.

My first book, Funny Employee Awards, has enjoyed success Worldwide in countries like the United States, Hong Kong, Ireland, India, Canada, Australia, The United Kingdom, and South Africa. These Employee of the Month Certificates are a great new addition to the funny awards collection.

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Purchase the book 100% securely online at www.FunAwards.com or E-junkie.com

Funny Certificates - Printable Funny Award Certificates

I'm pleased to announce that my new book, Funny Employee Awards: Your Complete Guide to Organizing a Humorous, Entertaining and Rewarding Recognition Ceremony, is now on sale!

Just in time for the office holiday party season, this PDF book includes everything you need to know to organize an entertaining and rewarding employee recognition ceremony. You'll get 101 hilarious award certificates that are appropriate for everyone around the office, no matter the employee or the type of business.

The PDF includes 101 printable award certificates packaged in a downloadable PDF file that works on a PC or Mac. You can type directly onto the certificates using the latest version of free Adobe Reader software. Print as many as you like on the paper of your choice. Designs are set to work on standard 8.5” x 11” paper. It’s simple and easy to do.

Bonus Templates!
As a bonus, you'll get 6 certificate awards templates for creating your own custom funny awards. Download a free sample preview (pdf).

I'd like to thank my long-time friend Reed Tucker from the New York Post for his invaluable contributions. Without him, this book would still be just an idea floating around in my head. Also thanks to my long-time writing partner Bryan Tucker from Saturday Night Live for his input, and long-time graphic designer partner Ted Hobgood for his design work.

I've already sold copies of the book to people in the United States, Canada, Australia, The United Kingdom, and South Africa. Everyone around the World loves funny office awards!

If you have any questions about the book, post them in the comments section below or drop me an email.

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Funny Awards - Download 101 Funny Award Certificates

Looking for "Funny Teacher Awards"? 101 Funny Certificates for Teachers, Faculty and Staff From comedian Larry Weaver, these awards are good-natured fun. Show teachers you appreciate their hard work, long hours, and tidy classrooms. Download your copy today at www.funawards.com/teacher-awards

Funny Awards Now on Sale! 
Everything you need to know to organize an entertaining and rewarding ceremony is in my new Funny Employee Awards eBook.

And most important, you’ll get 101 funny awards certificates appropriate for everyone around the office, no matter the employee or the type of business.

It's about time for end of the year office party season to begin. This means awkward dinner conversation, subjecting your new boyfriend/girlfriend to your dysfunctional coworkers, and - best of all - funny awards presentations.

I'm collecting stories and award ideas for my new site dedicated to funny awards, FunAwards.com. There you will find:

• Funny Award Ideas
• Free Printable Certificates

Apparently any business can be subjected to funny awards. They are most often associated with office parties, but no worker is immune. They're not unique to the U.S., either. The British particularly seem to enjoy a good "cheeky" awards presentation.

I once had a boss ask me to PhotoShop the head of one of my female coworkers onto the body of a bikini model. I explained to him that this seemed... well, inappropriate, and that I wanted no part of it. Undeterred, he used the old-fashioned scissors and glue method to fashion a funny award certificate featuring the head of my coworker pasted onto the body of WWE women's wrestler Chyna. I don't recall the award, but I'll always remember the uncomfortable presentation that ensued. It was truly a moment worthy of The Office's Michael Scott himself.

So what are your funny award stories? What funny awards have you seen? Post them below to the comments section and keep checking back for ideas!

Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates! 
Purchase Funny Employee Awards 100% securely at any of these great sites:

• 101 Funny Employee Awards at FunAwards.com (official product site)

Looking for "Funny Teacher Awards"? 101 Funny Certificates for Teachers, Faculty and Staff From comedian Larry Weaver, these awards are good-natured fun. Show teachers you appreciate their hard work, long hours, and tidy classrooms. Download your copy today at www.funawards.com/teacher-awards