Fireworks Jokes - Redneck July 4th

July 4th safety tip for Southerners: Don't drink and set off fireworks!



Rednecks love fireworks and beer -- a deadly combination. Every July 4th around the South rednecks blow themselves up left and right. See, the terrorists have got it all wrong. They should stop trying to build an underwear bomb and just open a roadside fireworks stand outside of K-Mart. Just hand out Old Milwaukees and M-80s and we will blow ourselves up for you. That's not jihad - that's Yee-had!

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Introducing Inspiring Comedy, Inc.

To better serve those in search of Christian comedians, I've launched a new company dedicated exclusively to providing clean, funny comedy for Outreach events, Upward Award banquets, and church programs. Introducing Inspiring Comedy, Inc. -- representing the top comedy acts for Christian events across the United States and Canada.

Inspiring Comedy, Inc. is wholly owned by my long-time business partner, David Ferrell. David is active in his local church and devotes much of his personal time to fundraisers for schools, hospitals, and non-profit organizations. He encourages churches to use comedy as an outreach to bring people in who would otherwise not consider attending a church function.

We're proud to announce our involvement with the Life and Faith Tour, a Christian concert tour featuring some of the biggest names in Christian Entertainment. Join our exclusive acts David Ferrell, Ron Johnson, Matt Jernigan, and Just Paul as they perform alongside headliners Amy Grant, Mercy Me, Diamond Rio, and many more:

• June 19 at Richmond Motor Speedway
• July 10 at Rockingham Speedway
• July 24 at Atlanta Motor Speedway

With the backing of industry powerhouse Larry Weaver Entertainment, Inspiring Comedy becomes one of the largest Christian entertainment booking agencies right out of the gate. Visit the site today to find Christian comedians, Christian magicians, Christian Ventriloquists, Christian Jugglers, and Christian speakers.

Fun Awards for Teachers

I'm pleased to announce that Funny Teacher Awards: Your Complete Guide to Organizing a Humorous, Entertaining and Rewarding Teacher Recognition Ceremony is now on sale!

Just in time for Teacher Appreciation Day 2010, this PDF book includes everything you need to know to organize an entertaining and rewarding teacher recognition ceremony. You'll get humorous award certificates that are appropriate for everyone around the school, no matter the level of experience or type of class.

The PDF includes 76 printable award certificates packaged in a downloadable PDF file that works on a PC or Mac. You can type directly onto the certificates using the latest version of free Adobe Reader software. Print as many as you like on the paper of your choice. Designs are set to work on standard 8.5” x 11” paper. It’s simple and easy to do.

Bonus Templates!
As a bonus, you'll get 7 certificate awards templates for creating your own custom funny awards. Download a free sample preview (PDF).

My first awards collection, Funny Employee Awards has sold thousands of copies around the World. For the most part, these awards tend to be a little more polite in nature. While some fall under the category of "poking light fun", the vast majority are creative ways to say "job well done". They are G-rated and appropriate for all types of schools around the World.

If you have any questions about the book, post them in the comments section below or drop me an email.

Download Fun Awards Certificates for Teachers! Purchase Funny Teacher Awards 100% securely at any of these great sites:

• Funny Teacher Awards at funnyemployeeawards.com (official product site)
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Internet Marketing Training Class in Raleigh NC

Advanced Internet Marketing... For Beginners

Step-by-Step Instructions that Anyone Can Use to Get Ahead of the Competition
 
I'll be teaching a very interesting Internet marketing class in Raleigh, NC. The class will cover advanced internet marketing techniques, aimed at people with no technical skill and no budget. In other words, this class will only focus on Advanced techniques for marketing your business online that anyone can do... and at no cost.

• Don’t know how to update your website? No problem.
• Don’t know graphic design? No problem.
• Don’t have a budget? No problem.

All you need is a desire to leapfrog your competition and I’ll show you the rest.

LOCATION: Research Triangle Park, NC
FACILITY: Hamner Conference Center at the NC Biotechnology Center
DATE: Tuesday, February 16, 2010
TIME: 9:30 am – 12:00 pm


Learn how to use local business sites like Google Local to bring in more leads. Discover sure-fire ways to get glowing online reviews from your customers. Leverage social media sites like Facebook and Twitter to drive new leads. Repurpose your industry knowledge into blog posts and email newsletters. Find out why uploading photos and videos from your events can help you “own” the search engine results from your niche.
If you attended last year’s class on Internet Marketing, be prepared to dig a little deeper into these important topics. We’ll take a closer look at emerging opportunities in Social Media and Local Search. And we won’t cover techniques that you can’t do yourself.

Download Slides from 2009 Class

This will be a discussion style presentation with Q&A throughout. The examples in the class will be tailored towards the Special Events industry (caterers, decorators, rental companies, etc.), but the material will be applicable to any business of any size.

You will leave this presentation ready to go back to the office and implement what you have learned right away!

About the Speaker
Larry Weaver is a pioneer in the field of Internet Marketing. He has over 15 years experience designing web sites that are both appealing to users and appear at the top of search engine results. His entertainment agency, Larry Weaver Entertainment (www.LarryWeaver.com ), claims some of the most coveted top rankings in Google for the special events industry. Larry has used a combination of search engine targeting, online advertising, and email newsletters to grow quickly grow his client base, both locally and across the United States.

A proud graduate of the University of North Carolina, Larry teaches classes across the country on how to build, improve and promote a web presence. Publications such as the Wall Street Journal and Inc. Magazine have quoted his expert insights into web design and Internet marketing. An experienced public speaker, Larry imbues his training with humor and warmth. He’ll answer your most pressing questions and provide you with specific action items you can take to capture more business from the Internet.

Contact Larry to speak at your next event!